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idk where i am going with this
but yeah i got this idea by reading someone’s headcanon i forgot from who(messaged me i think i talked to you!) dave goes to this small bakery/cafe where john works at, he’s interested in the derpy guy, and he acts a bit stalker-ish but hey it’s not like john doesn’t notice him
dirk finds out so he would like to know who his lil bro is interested in
bring jake along why not i mean, dave already makes fun of him for liking jake
whats with striders and love really"